Archives for November 2004

“Thought I ran into you on the street, Then it turned out to be only a dream.”

I thought about that quote. Have you ever wondered what happened to someone that touched your life? Have you ever wondered what happened to someone who fucked with your life? If someone touched your life, they are doing just fine. I still think about a handful of people that meant something to me. I still talk to some on a regular basis. They know that next year that we will be drinking up a storm. I feel the other ones are fine without me in their lives. I feel also that I am a better person for not having them in my life. For the people that fucked with you, they are doing nothing with their lives.

Why the fuck are you talking about this? I ran into 2 people within the last 3 days that meant something to me; both from Bloomington, IL. The person that touched me, not in an impure manner, is working for a church thing. I really cannot remember. It was good to see them again. It was good because they stopped doing the shit I was doing too. I am happy for her. She is also going in the direction that Heather and I are going in. One person who fucked with me is now working at a fast food joint and he is the lowest point of the pole. I now see what has been given to me and I will run with it. Fuck all the Nay-Sayers cause they do not mean a thing; cause this is the style that I bring.

I really hope everyone else is doing great. I hope they are moving on with their life. We will meet up again sometime!!!

Andrew

I woke up about an hour ago… Seriously, I did. I feel that 3 times a year, everyone is entitled to spend the day in bed. I just did mine today. Wow… Wow…

I feel that is why there are so many stupid peeps out there. They do not get enough sleep. I do not mean the chicks that are mattress-backs, but most of the patrons at the theater. Seriously…

“Your card was denied.”

“I swear there is money in there”

“Apparently not.”

“Well because your credit card machine is broke, I demand to see the movie for free”

“Tell you what, I will let you see the movie and get a combo #3”

“Really?”

“Yes… All for $25.75”

“Smart Ass mother fucker”

“Every mother but yours, I gots to have my standards…”

This is the shit I put up with all the time. Do not get me wrong, there are a lot of the good people that come to the theater. I love helping those customers out. There is one guy who told me the last 3 times he has been here at the theater, he had a bad experience. I hooked his ass up with some free passes. When something is our fault, I will whatever it takes to get the shit right. I do not like it when I customer is pissed because some girls had to wait in a 4 deep line for refills. That my friend is not cool. I think he was just pissed because he saw how big my cock was compared to his. Once he realized that 2 inches will not cut it, he HAD to take it out on someone else. FUCK YOU! Go back to the trailer park and take a fuckin shower. Asshole…

Andrew

I was watching TV and saw that fuckin Sponge Bob movie coming out. And I noticed something about him. It showed him swallowing soap… Why the fucks do I care about soap? Is it because he downed that bar of soap just like Heather Brooke on a cock? Nope… When I was younger, I would get my mouth washed out with soap whenever I said a swear word. If a kid sees Sponge Bob downing soap, they will do the same. By the third time, your kid will not down soap anymore. So you think… After a while, soap will be the kids new kool-aid. Your child will start dropping “F” bombs more often than a character from a Kevin Smith film. Your kid will then WANT to eat the soap. You know why??? Cause that fuckin sponge did. I am just waiting for the dumbass to brush his eyeballs with soap and become blind because his parents are fuckin stupid. Wait in line… Oh wait number 37,369 loves the soap. I am gone like a virgin’s cherry on prom night.

Andrew

Yesterday I had to break up 2 fights. First one had two girls yelling at each other. I told them to take it somewhere else. One then tried to get me to here her story… I do not give a shit about your story BITCH! And the other one… I guess some kid said he was going to beat the shit out of some 15 year old kid… HA! Not on my motherfuckin watch.

And for the shitty time… I was planning to have Taco Bell, because I did not feel like cooking and I just wanted some tacos, watch some TV, and then go make love to the woman. Easy night… About 1:01 AM, right before we were leaving, some motherfucker decided to cut open a raccoon… WTF!!! Seriously, why the FUCK would you kill a raccoon like that… Are you that FUCKIN retarded??? I hope you die a slow and painful death. You know like getting fucked in the ass by a queer with a 12 inch penis AND going BALLS DEEP!!! I am not done yet biatches. After that, he would stick a hot poker through your pecker. So when you would piss next, it would go in different directions. And then, the queer would pull out his gun and shoot you. There you go…. Dumbass mother fuckers.

Andrew

So I got to screen the Incredibles last night. I really did not care for it. It was not as good as I thought it would have been. I felt it should have been Pixar/Disney’s best work. It really was good, but not as good as the rest of their shit. I mean like… come on. I still think that everyone should go watch it at the best theater in the Peoria area. I hope to see all of you soon.

Andrew

I was looking around at some wrestling sites, because I am still a fan. I noticed that Sugar Shane “The Hurricane” Helms might get released… WTF I mean he is the man. I cannot believe the WWE would go that low. If he was to get released, I seriously would stop watching WWE TV.

There would be no reason to even care about what the fuck “Trips” is doing this week. If someone who has been with the company for 20+ years and leaves the company because Vince is “Blind”, then Pat did the right thing.

I doubt Vince will ever see what “Trips” is really doing to the WWE. I really hope ROH or NWA: TNA gets big. Maybe then… and only then… “Trips” will be shown what he really is… A STUPID, MOTHERFUCKIN’, WANNA-BE, WHO ONLY MARRIED Stephanie McMahon FOR THE STABLE JOB. OH and get this… He took HER last name… WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I usually will not go out and bitch like this, but something needs to be done. If “Trips” and Stephanie are really in love, they should get COMPLETELY away from the business for 5 years. If… I mean… When Stephanie finally sees why he is with her, she will dump him faster than Jared on the Subway diet. I am out… FUCK TRIPS!!!

Andrew

Wow… And I thought no one could give Green Day or Pearl Jam a run at the best concert’s that I have seen. I stand corrected… The fuckin best part of the show is… it was FREE!!! I shit you not. Miller was giving them out and my brother hooked my ass up with the tickets. Mike, Johnny, Aaron, and I all went to the concert.

Vendetta Red was awesome. I will say that they put on a great show. Future Leaders of the World was good. They are a mix between Nirvana and Rage Against the Machine. Both of these bands are on EPIC Records. Then some BITCH wore a shirt that said, “Jesus is a Cunt” to this concert. WTF!!! Chevelle = Christian Rock… WTF… Shinedown did a set that was awesome for the few songs they have. I will say the energy they put off was fuckin great.

Finally after 3 and a half hours waiting, CHEVELLE ROCKED THE HOUSE!!! Wow… They did almost all the songs I wanted to hear. The only one I was upset at not hearing was “Open / Point #1”. The set was still awesome. Pete came out and started to play “Vitamin R” in the wrong tuning. He grabbed the right guitar and started to play the song again. After the concert was over, I was sad; sad that I would not be able to see Chevelle play again for a while. If you get a chance to see them, DO IT!!!

Hopefully I am not too sore tomorrow. I was head banging and jumping a around like a hardcore fan. I just have a bad feeling I will be fuckin hurting tomorrow.

Here is an interesting fact… Every time I have been to Bloomington, IL, something bad has happened… I got a ticket, Mike’s Car broke down, I got in trouble at all the meetings there, and my first/only stalker lives there… I am pretty sure she stills lives there. This is the first time nothing bad has happened.

I think that someone helped us out. Thanks!

Andrew

I cannot believe Trey and Matt are getting away with so much shit on Southpark. I am surprised they have not been sued yet. Please watch Southpark Wednesday’s @ 9 and 11.

Andrew