Archives for January 2006

taken from joystiq.com

60 playable characters in a fighting game? Unheard of. But according to the latest issue of Game Informer, Midway plans to exit the current generation stage on a high note. Mortal Kombat Armageddon will feature “all the characters from Mortal Kombat fighting history,” with the possible exception of Motaro. And if that’s not enough, players can tinker with the new Create a Kombatant mode.

In addition, Armageddon will feature a revamped fatality system, mid-air combos, direction-controlled throws, and a Konquest mode based on the Shaolin Monks engine. Armageddon strikes in October for the PS2 and Xbox.

My dream has come true! I cannot wait for this game!!!

Andrew

In the last few days, I have had 5 different 18-20 year olds come into the dealership to “test drive” a vehicle or two. I knew deep down inside, they just wanted to joyride. When I told him I would be riding with him, I pissed the first kid off. He started saying shit like, “It is cause I’m black… I am fit’n to buy a car…” I then, being a smart ass, asked him where he works… He said that he did not have a “job”. I said ok, but he still wanted to drive off the lot without paying anything… I explained to him that if he did not have a job or a down payment, I could not help him. Man, he was fuckin pissed off. He started to call me names and then I smiled; and walked away.

The last little bitch REALLY got to me. He came in and was like acting all big and tall. I knew from the get go, I should not let him test drive the car. A $10,000 SUV, I let him drive it… I WILL NEVER make the same mistake twice. I went inside and thought about it and decided; you never know. I started nailing questions at him. I knew he was lying about EVERYTHING that his was spewing. No one produced as much bile as this kid did. What a stupid little bitch… He must of been apart of ROWVA TUFF! So, I had our mechanic go along with the test drive. I already knew he was going for a joy ride. Fuck that… I hate it when people waste my time. He got back and said this vehicle was out of his price range. I promptly asked him, “Why did you drive it”. I thought I was in the right. Why test drive a vehicle, if you cannot afford it? He then kept on saying it had 100,000 on the SUV… Correction DICK, it has 99,000 on it… There is a difference. He then said that NO vehicle would be worth $10,000; if they had 100,000 miles on it. I again said the Jeep has 99,000 on it. The little bitch realized that he was a maroon and left. One of his friends tried to intimidate me, but I know who has the bigger dick.

All in all, I learned a lesson from these closet homosexual guys. Do not let 3 guys go on a test drive, because they might want to have sex with each other in the vehicle.

Andrew

Well… Last nite on WWE Raw, Adam (Edge) and Amy (Lita) had “Hot Sex”. The segment was fuckin stupid, but all of a sudden… Tit… A FULLY MAN!!! Holy shit, Amys’ tit COMPLETELY was showing!!! Oh my GOSH!!! Check out this video and/or pic.

I find it funny that the uk did not edit the movie, but the United States version did. I am happy to post this. I hope everyone finds some type of humor in this post! At least Matt Hardy DID NOT have “Hot Sex” and expose his Penis on Raw.

Andrew

I just got done watching the New Year’s Resolution. The show was ok… But why did they give the belt to Edge? I am glad Cena FINALLY lost the belt. He was seriously sucking it up. I still have not seen RAW, so DO NOT SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ME!!! This means you.

Andrew

taken from Yahoo.com

Bears, Panthers meet again
By ANDREW SELIGMAN, AP Sports Writer

LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) — The way Adewale Ogunleye sees it, he’s not putting down the Carolina Panthers; he’s just building up his own team.

In doing so, the Chicago Bears’ defensive end said Monday that Carolina was overhyped entering their first meeting in November and is getting a little too much praise heading into Sunday’s second-round playoff game at Soldier Field.

“You know they had all the hype coming into the game and we felt they didn’t deserve it,” Ogunleye said. “And I think again, they have a lot more hype than they should, and we’re going to continue to play as hard as we can. I’m not downplaying the Carolina Panthers, but I’m up-playing us.”

Ogunleye wasn’t necessarily trying to start a controversy. He just seemed to be sending out a reminder that the Bears dominated Carolina 13-3 Nov. 20 at Soldier Field.

It was a defining victory, one that confirmed they were a force in the NFC.

“A lot was put into that game,” safety Mike Brown said. “A lot of people thought Carolina was going to come in and have their way with us. I think after that game is when people realized we’re a good football team.”

Safety Chris Harris said: “We always felt like we were legitimate contenders. We don’t have to prove anything to anybody but ourselves, but we knew we had the team. We just wanted the rest of the world to know.”

The Bears had won five straight but had not beaten a team with a winning record during that streak. Then, they sacked Jake Delhomme eight times, and Nathan Vasher had two interceptions to set up a touchdown and a field goal.

Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith caught 14 passes for 169 yards, but the running backs ran for just 55. And the Bears offensive line neutralized defensive ends Julius Peppers and Mike Rucker, holding them to a combined three tackles.

It was, arguably, the Bears best effort of the season.

“It was a really good effort, real intense out there, a lot of people making plays,” Brown said. “We’ve always said if our defensive line plays well, we’re an unstoppable defense. Obviously, they played at an extremely high level that game, and we were able to dominate just because of that.”

Now, they meet again — the Bears after a first-round playoff bye and the Panthers after shutting out the New York Giants 23-0. The first road team to score a playoff shutout since 1980, Carolina ran right at a linebacking corps hit by injuries, and the defense forced five turnovers.

“I expect to encounter a fired up team,” said Bears wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad, a longtime Panther.

He called Carolina coach John Fox a “kill-you-with-kindness guy.” But the Panthers showed no mercy against the Giants.

DeShaun Foster rushed for 151 yards after gaining 165 against Atlanta a week earlier in Carolina’s NFC South-clinching win.

“They did a great job defensive-wise,” right tackle Fred Miller said. “They kept Eli (Manning) off his game and got some crucial picks. … They played a game exactly as scripted. Now, they’ve got to come in here.”

Harris sees a different Panthers team, one that’s doing a better job running the ball now. He singled out Foster, saying, “He’s so explosive.”

Ogunleye sees the same thing: a team feeding off its running game lately. The Panthers all but abandoned that in their loss to the Bears.

“They did a good job against the Giants,” he said. “But I think if we can stop the run and make them a one-dimensional team and try to go to Steve Smith, you know that’s going to be our game plan.”

The Panthers were a preseason favorite to win the NFC. The Bears were not expected to contend, yet here they are preparing for their first playoff game in four years.

They suffered through three losing seasons, lost starting quarterback Rex Grossman to an ankle injury for the first 13 games and started 1-3 before turning things around. Along the way, they dominated Carolina. Now, the teams meet again.

“We know we can beat them,” Brown said. “They think they can beat us, but we know we can beat them.”

taken from Yahoo.com

Andrew

I went to Mediaplois, IA today. I had to pick up some cars from the auction. I got to drive a Ford Mustang V6. It is a good car. I then went to KUM AND GO!!! I love going there. What is better than going to a place that gets you to KUM and then GO! I just picked some cigs and a pop. It was a good day. I love kum and go!

Andrew

It is VERY weird when a loved one is sick. I feel bad for Heather, but what can I DO? I know she will be better in a another day or so, but STILL. What can one do to help a SiCK one? Help them… Help them usderstand that you will be there for them.

Andrew

Heather called me this morning and said that she was feeling “dizzy”… She came back and rested for a couple of minutes. She then went up stairs to the bedroom and then right into the bathroom. Heather started puking. It was not a good sound. The funny thing is she ate a donut and that was the only thing that came back up. Poor girl! I will have to say hi to her in a few hours. Get better Heather!!!

Andrew

My wife and I went shopping today and bought a REAL computer desk. I get to FINALLY throw out the fuckin table. Who is excited? This guy!

Andrew

taken from theinquirer.net

SONY MIGHT BE having a few problems with its forthcoming Playstation 3, which an industry deep throat claims is full of bugs and will not be ready for its March release date.

A deep throat for the online gaming mag Kotaku says that the beast has too many bugs and the games just are not ready yet.

The deep throat has a bit of credibility for coming out with some deep on market intelligence earlier in the year, so there might be something in what he says. The bloke claims that he had hands on experience with a prototype PS3 and it left much to be desired for a product that is supposed to hit the shops in a few months.

Kotaku claims that Sony is also allegedly having trouble with the PS3 graphics engine. Another insider claims you only have to look at the only footage of Playstation 3 code in motion to see the problems. He claimed that Sony miscalculated the added complexity of the cell infrastructure in its graphics engine and this was having adverse effects on development.

Either way, chances are the PS3 will either come out late with the games and most of its problems solved, or be out on time and a tad buggy.

taken from theinquirer.net

HA!

Andrew

I hope everyone had a GREAT time last night. I think my wife is mad at me… I have to do whatever she says for the next week. I want my balls back.

Andrew