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Andrew

Slipknot vocalist and frontman Corey Taylor says it’s time for the music industry to stop taking legal action against downloaders. He feels it is the labels themselves who are to blame for online piracy, since the quality of released music is so bad, no-one wants to buy it.

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That is what I put in the comments box after the rep helped out.

Andrew

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin’
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
2 in the cunt, 1 up her ass
2 in the goo 1 in the poo
2 where the meat goes, 1 where the heat blows
2 in the blood, 1 in the mud
2 in the fucker, 1 in the pucker
2 in the meadow, 1 in the ghetto
2 for the moan, 1 for the groan
2 if its newer, the 3rd in the sewer
2 for the squirtin, 1 for the hurtin
2 in the clam, 1 in the jam
2 in the womb, 1 in the tomb
2 in the blood gutter, 1 in the turd cutter.
2 like a hag, 1 like a fag
2 for the team, 1 for the scream
2 in the belly, 1 in the smelly
2 in the bush, 1 in the tush
2 for the bore, 1 more for the whore
2 for the infected yeast, 1 for the digested feast
2 in the baby maker, 1 in the flatulator
2 at harvard 1 at yale
2 in the cooter, 1 in the ping pong ball shooter
2 in the 1, 1 in the 2
2 In the gloria, one in the mines of Moria.
2 in the whoredoor, 1 in the Mordor.
2 in the shtooper, 1 for the pooper
2 in the gap, 1 in the crap
2 in the fun hole, 1 in the bung hole
2 in the harry, 1 in the potter
2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin’
2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 for the gish, 1 for the fish
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the play, 1 in the gay
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
2 in the girls, 1 in the cup
2 and 2 = the Spocker.
2 in the goo, 1 in the poo
2 in the main stage, 1 in the pain cage
2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot
3 in the butt.
Six white girls, One black guy
MINIVAN - 2 in the front, FIVE in the back
2 in the bush , 1 in the tush.
2 in the groin , 1 in the moin.
2 in the baby , 1 is the maybe.
2 in the vage , 1 in the ranch
2 in the Bush, 1 in the Cheney
2 in the baby hole, 1 in the maybe hole
“Checking her fever, with two in the beaver”
“Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.”
“Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.”
“Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.”
“Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.”
“Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.”
“Going to town, with one in the brown.”
“Phaser Finger”
“The Barracuda (Aus)”
“The Muckfish.”
“Two at Yale, one at Brown.”
“Two in her rut, one in her butt.”
“Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.”
“Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.”
“Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.”
“Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.”
“Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.”
“Two in the bird, one in the turd.”
“Two in the blood, one in the mud.”
“Two in the boat, one in the moat.”
“Two in the bow, one in the stern.”
“Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.”
“Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.”
“Two in the bush, one in the tush.”
“Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.”
“Two in the cake, one in the pudding.”
“Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.”
“Two in the cat, one in the shat.”
“Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.”
“Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.”
“Two in the chute, one in the glute.”
“Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM”
“Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.”
“Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.”
“Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.”
“Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.”
“Two in the coo, one in the poo.”
“Two in the coot, one in the boot.”
“Two in the coot, one in the chute.”
“Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter.”
“Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.”
“Two in the cootie, one in the booty.”
“Two in the crack, one out back.”
“Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.”
“Two in the crown, one in the brown.”
“Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.”
“Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin’s.”
“Two in the dream, one in the scream.”
“Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer.”
“Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain.”
“Two in the flap, one out back.”
“Two in the flaps, one in the craps.”
“Two in the flower, one in the mud.”
“Two in the fowl, one in the bowel.”
“Two in the fucker, one in the cucker.”
“Two in the furry, one in the curry.”
“Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot”
“Two in the gap, one in the crap.”
“Two in the gash, one in the ass.”
“Two in the gine, one in the brown dime”
“Two in the gear, one in the rear.”
“Two in the go, one in the no.”
“Two in the goo, one in the poo.”
“Two in the good time, one up the shit line.”
“Two in the grass, one in the ass.”
“Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole.”
“Two in the gum, one in the bum.”
“Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.”
“Two in the hair, one in the derriere.”
“Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.”
“Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!”
“Two in the heinous, one in the anus.”
“Two in the hole, one in the… other hole.”
“Two in the honey, one in the bunny.”
“Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!”
“Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.”
“Two in the hooty, one in the booty.”
“Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.”
“Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.”
“Two in the hump, one in the dump.”
“Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo.”
“Two in the jam, one in the ram.”
“Two in the jelly, one in the smelly.”
“Two in the juice, one in the caboose.”
“Two in the junk, one in the trunk.”
“Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.”
“Two in the lube, one in the tube.”
“Two in the main floor, one in the out door.”
“Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye.”
“Two in the meat, one in the seat.”
“Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.”
“Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir”
“Two in the muff, one in the rough.”
“Two in the mung, one in the bung.”
“Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.”
“Two in the O-range, one in the No-range.”
“Two in the one, one in the two.”
“Two in the paris, one in the hilton.”
“Two in the pee, one you can’t see.”
“Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee.”
“Two in the pie, one saying goodbye.”
“Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole.”
“Two in the pink, one in the stink.” (original, and most widely used)
“Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.”
“Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter”
“Two in the pipe, one in the can.”
“Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.”
“Two in the poon, one in the moon.”
“Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.”
“Two in the puss, one in the boot.”
“Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.”
“Two in the randy, one in the dandy.”
“Two in the roll, one in the hole.”
“Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.”
“Two in the sexit, one in the exit.”
“Two in the shock, one in the awe.”
“Two in the skank, one in the stank.”
“Two in the skunk, one in the trunk.”
“Two in the slime, one in the crime.”
“Two in the slit, one in the shit.”
“Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.”
“Two in the slut, one in the butt.”
“Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter.”
“Two in the snail, one in the tail.”
“Two in the snatch, one up the hatch.”
“Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.”
“Two in the snapper, one in the starfish.”
“Two in the split, one where she shits.”
“Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.”
“Two in the super, one in the pooper.”
“Two in the taco, one in the guaco.”
“Two in the taint, one in the ain’t.”
“Two in the tank, one in the bank.”
“Two in the tank, one up her crank.”
“Two in the tart, one in the fart.”
“Two in the thump, one in the rump.”
“Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.”
“Two in the trap, one in the crap.”
“Two in the treat, one in the seat.”
“Two in the track, one in the back.”
“Two in the twat, one in the brown spot.”
“Two in the valley, one up the alley.”
“Two in the whore, one in the backdoor.”
“Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.”
“Two in the winner, one in the dinner.”
“Two in the womb, one in the tomb.”
“Two inside a woman’s vagina, one inside a woman’s rectum” (medical terminology)
“Two near the clit, one in the shit.”
“Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb.”
“Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate.”
“Two to consumate, one to constipate.”
“Two up the fly, one in the brown eye.”
“Two where it’s foul, one in the bowel.”
“Two where it’s hairy, one where it’s scary.”
“Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from.”
“Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.”
“Two where they’re born, one where there’s corn.”
“Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox.”
“Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.”
“Two where she humps, one where she dumps.”
“Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates.”
“Two where she peeces, one where she feces.”
“Two where she queefs, one underneath.”
“Two where she spits, one where she shits.”
“Two where you fark her, one where it’s darker.”
“Two where you hump, one in the rump.”
“Two where you should, one where you could.”
“Two in the stern, one in the bow.”
“Two where it’s moot, and one where she’ll shoot.”
“Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping.”
“Two in the crumb, one in the bum.”
“Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge.”
“Two in the bake, and out comes the cake!”
“Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker
“Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish”
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack
Checking her fever, with two in the beaver
Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.
Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.
Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.
Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.
Going to town, with one in the brown.
Phaser Finger
The Barracuda (Aus)
The Muckfish.
The Willy J Munchright (Named after a famous Australian)
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the coot, one in the boot.
Two in the coot, one in the chute.
Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter.
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter.
Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
Two in the crack, one out back.
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer.
Two in the crown, one in the brown.
Two in the cummer, one in the bummer.
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin’s.
Two in the dream, one in the scream.
Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer.
Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain.
Two in the flap, one out back.
Two in the flaps, one in the craps.
Two in the flower, one in the mud.
Two in the fowl, one in the bowel.
Two in the fucker, one in the cucker.
Two in the furry, one in the curry.
Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot
Two in the gap, one in the crap.
Two in the gash, one in the ass.
Two in the gine, one in the brown dime
Two in the gear, one in the rear.
Two in the go, one in the no.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the good time, one up the shit line.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole.
Two in the gum, one in the bum.
Two in the gyney, one in the hiney.
Two in the hair, one in the derriere.
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!
Two in the heinous, one in the anus.
Two in the hole, one in the… other hole.
Two in the honey, one in the bunny.
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo.
Two in the hooty, one in the booty.
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
Two in the hottie, one in the pottie.
Two in the hump, one in the dump.
Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo.
Two in the jam, one in the ram.
Two in the jelly, one in the smelly.
Two in the juice, one in the caboose.
Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
Two in the lube, one in the tube.
Two in the main floor, one in the out door.
Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the meat, one in the seat.
Two in the monkey, one in the chunky.
Two in the muenster, one in the bun, sir
Two in the muff, one in the rough.
Two in the mung, one in the bung.
Two in the num num, one in the bum bum.
Two in the O-range, one in the No-range.
Two in the one, one in the two.
Two in the paris, one in the hilton.
Two in the pee, one you can’t see.
Two in the pee pee, one in the cheechee.
Two in the pie, one saying goodbye.
Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole.
Two in the pink, one in the stink. (original, and most widely used)
Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean.
Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter
Two in the pipe, one in the can.
Two in the pookey, one in the dookie.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper.
Two in the puss, one in the boot.
Two in the queefer, one in the reefer.
Two in the randy, one in the dandy.
Two in the roll, one in the hole.
Two in the saddle, one in the paddle.
Two in the sexit, one in the exit.
Two in the shock, one in the awe.
Two in the skank, one in the stank.
Two in the skunk, one in the trunk.
Two in the slime, one in the crime.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter.
Two in the snail, one in the tail.
Two in the snatch, one up the hatch.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the snapper, one in the starfish.
Two in the split, one where she shits.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper.
Two in the taco, one in the guaco.
Two in the taint, one in the ain’t.
Two in the tank, one in the bank.
Two in the tank, one up her crank.
Two in the tart, one in the fart.
Two in the thump, one in the rump.
Two in the tootsie, one in the roll.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the treat, one in the seat.
Two in the track, one in the back.
Two in the twat, one in the brown spot.
Two in the valley, one up the alley.
Two in the whore, one in the backdoor.
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter.
Two in the winner, one in the dinner.
Two in the womb, one in the tomb.
Two inside a woman’s vagina, one inside a woman’s rectum (medical terminology)
Two near the clit, one in the shit.
Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb.
Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate.
Two to consumate, one to constipate.
Two up the fly, one in the brown eye.
Two where it’s foul, one in the bowel.
Two where it’s hairy, one where it’s scary.
Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from.
Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows.
Two where they’re born, one where there’s corn.
Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox.
Two where she hits it, one where she shits it.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates.
Two where she peeces, one where she feces.
Two where she queefs, one underneath.
Two where she spits, one where she shits.
Two where you fark her, one where it’s darker.
Two where you hump, one in the rump.
Two where you should, one where you could.
Two in the stern, one in the bow.
Two where it’s moot, and one where she’ll shoot.
Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping.
Two in the crumb, one in the bum.
Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge.
Two in the bake, and out comes the cake!
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.
Two in the Hootie, One in the Blowfish.
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

Andrew Hughes

Yet again
You’re a testimony
Now and then
That a greatness occasionally can come along

Wherever I stand
You’re the one
Who’ll be right there with me
Wherever I land
You’re the one
Who’ll be there to break my fall

Whether fast or slow
If only I could know you
So every way I feel
A part of something like you always do

Yet again
You’re my sanctuary
How and when
That a greatness eternally does come along

Wherever I stand
You’re the one
Who’ll be right there with me
Wherever I land
You’re the one
Who’ll be there to break my fall

Wherever I stand, wherever I stand
You’re the one
Who’ll be right there with me
Wherever I land
You’re the one
Who’ll be there to break my fall

No matter where
No matter how
I know that you’ll be
There by my side
It feels so right

The sting you share
The fact I’m found
I know more about
What lies inside us gives me life

Wherever I stand
You’re the one
Who’ll be right there with me
Wherever I land
You’re the one
Who’ll be there to break my fall

Wherever I stand, wherever I stand
You’re the one
Who’ll be right there with me
Wherever I land
You’re the one

GREAT SONG!!!

Andrew

I have an Inspiron 6000 Dell laptop.  I use the laptop for work, play, audio/video editing, and gaming.  Recently, I have been having troubles with my sound jack.  Sometimes I will get sound and sometimes I do not.  I was told this is an issue with the i6k’s.   Then last Wednesday, my friggin ATI x300 graphics card failed…  I was not a happy camper.

No biggie, I guess I should look into getting another laptop.  I decided to purchase the m1730 for $2945+fees.  I only paid $1380 for Inspiron 6k, so it is a big deal.  Granted, I did get a $750 in instant rebates, but that is besides the point.  On the m1730 I am purchasing, I am ONLY getting $400 in instant rebates/discounts with $100 credit for the salesman who lied to me.  Oh by the way his name is Brent Reed his email address is Brent_Reed@Dell.com and his extension is 725-**** by calling (800) 289-3355.  He said he could get the price “out the door” for $2905, but I HAD to act NOW.  I decided to go ahead and do the deal, but he was off for the next two and the offer expired at 11pm.  Dell’s sales line closes at 9pm.  What a prick!

I called the following day and said I would go ahead and get the m1730 for the price I was quoted on my VOICEMAIL (that will be posted later tonight).  Oh yeah, I gots that shits on tape!  This next representative is  named John Snell and his email address is John_W_Snell@Dell.com and his extension is 725-**** by calling (800) 289-3355…  Why the heck is the extension the name for two people???  I think there is something fishy here.  Any who, I needed to have the laptop “overnighted” and the backpack I purchased sent ground.  I also needed to have BOTH items sent to my work address.  Guess what?  That was the problem…  A simple fix?  NOPE!  The “people” I talked to stated, “There is no way to change the address once the computer has been built.  The items will be sent out on Monday and there is no way to change anything on the order.  You cannot cancel the order at this time either.”  Alright, I get it.  I will receive the laptop on Tuesday then; SWEET!  NO!  You see Dell sends EVERYTHING out ground.  Even if you pay the extra charge for 2 day or next day service, you will not receive the merchandise before the 2-5 day window.

I guess the whole point of the story is not to order ANYTHING over the phone through Dell.  The reps screw the order up every time.  I called to order a set of headphones the week before and they got sent to my work address and not my home address.  How hard is it to understand what I am saying to you!  I guess the moral of the story is Dell needs to have American’s who speak English as a first language.  I have been treated so bad for spending almost $3000.  I used to recommend Dell for their products and costumer support.  As of today, I cannot ever recommend them for anything.  If you are in the market for a new laptop, I would suggest HP.  They are cheaper and just as good quality.  FUCK DELL!!!  I will NEVER purchase another computer for your company.

In the words of Ben. “I don’t think you want to FUCK WITH ME!!!”

Andrew

I wonder who inserted one of these into their wang…  Stupid people.

Andrew

Andrew

Unsealed
On a porch a letter sat
Then you said i wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again… yeah
On a weekend I wanna wish it all away yeah…
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughta leave her calm I know
I said i dont know whether
Im the boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh….
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay…

Make me cry

Ooooh I see
I dont know theres something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh I said I dont, I dont know whether Im a boxer or the bag
Ah yeah ehh….
Can you see them
Out on the porch
But they dont wave
I see them round the front way yeah
And I know I dont want to stay
I dont wanna stay (2x)
Dont
Dont wanna
Oh… yeah… oooh…

Probably my favorite song EVER written…  Actually, IT IS!

Andrew

Andrew

“Electronic Arts could have continued to compete by offering a lower price and/or a higher quality product,” the suit said. “Instead, Electronic Arts quickly entered into a series of exclusive agreements with the only viable sports football associations in the United States: the National Football League, the Arena Football League, and NCAA Football…”

For once, they are suing a company for a good reason.

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Baseball season’s underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day.

Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

They’re singing …
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go

Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field

We’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So stamp you feet and clap your hands
Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans.

You’re singing now …

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

Sixty Percent of NBA players are broke within 5 years of retirement.

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hahahahahaha

Andrew

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I was also able to purchase most of the items to finish the basement. I purchased the plans for the bar (which is friggin awesome!), miscellaneous items hanging on the walls, dry lock paint, custom table plans, extra lightning, and the epoxy for the basement floors. One thing I learned about being a home owner is the extra responseability in taking care of your property. I know we need to finish the upstairs, but we are so close in finishing the basement. Well, I guess we are almost done with the kitchen (for now at least). Plus I am dreading the day we finish the floors on the lower level;lol!

Finally, I mowed the lawn (which was WAY over due) and headed over to my aunt and uncle’s to drop off Mike’s birthday card. All in all, I was able to complete and bunch of tasks. SHIT!!! I forgot to hit up the PO Box…

Finally; Finally, I have some GREAT news!!! Blake from section86.com had his podcast “It Burns When I Pee” reviewed on Bubba the Love Sponge’s show!!! FUDGE YEAH!!! Congrads Blake!!! This is a great step for you and our little project Section_86.

A big thank you goes to everyone who has supported all the talents/hosts through the last 2 years. It has been GREAT and I hope we continue this project! Now if we can only get paid. LOL!

Until next time, take care.

Andrew

I thought it was performance. lol

Andrew

Imma do the things that i wanna do
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if i make a scene
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like
I’m fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and i’m tickled pink
I don’t give a hoot about what you think

everyone likes to dance to a happy song
with a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along
timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts
maybe if i work with him i can perfect the art

Imma do the things that i wanna do
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if i make a scene
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like
I’m fine and dandy with the me inside
one look in the mirror and i’m tickled pink
I don’t give a hoot about what you think

no, i don’t care
i don’t care
i don’t care
i don’t care
i don’t care
i don’t care

Imma do the things that i wanna do
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you
I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if i make a scene
I ain’t gonna wear the clothes that you like
I’m fine and dandy with the me inside
one look in the mirror and i’m tickled pink
I don’t give a hoot about what you think

Andrew

Games
1. Option to delete titles from gamercard with 0 gamerscore and 0 achievements (excludes some titles that will be re-added to launch another title).
2. Organize My Games at the Games Library section better (includes disc-based titles) - sort by genre, platform (Games for Windows - LIVE), percentage completion.
3. Support to display friends leaderboards for disc-based titles.
4. Show dates of an achievement unlocked when comparing.
5. Preload Games Library upon dashboard bootup for faster access.
6. Game updates now shown as items in Memory, increased amount of updates on Storage Device.
7. Option to delete game updates, removed ‘cheat code’ as no longer needed.
8. Support for more titles to display banner when accessing guide in-game.
9. Option to re-introduce awarded gamer pictures from titles that do not have their own re-introduce feature (requires saved game).
10. Disable gamer pictures from being awarded from trials.
11. Support for titles to store installation data on Storage Device for faster loading.
12. Synchronization to achievements offline/online that were deleted and then re-added from developers.

Media
1. Option to hold LT and RT for rewinding/fast-forwarding video content.
2. Option to delete individual music tracks from storage device.
3. Option to rip music CD at different quality.
4. Copy non-protected files (pictures, music, videos) from USB storage devices, CDs and computers to proprietary storage devices.
5. Support for menu, top-menu features on video content downloaded from Marketplace.
6. Section added for audio delivered through feeds (podcasts). Option to stream, download to Storage Device.
7. Support added for video titles/description to gamercard status.

Dashboard/Miscellaneous
1. Option to navigate quickly out of several menus back to respective blade home (applies to Games, Media, System).
2. New blade trim styles added.
3. Introduce expanded Inside Xbox as a portal to news, weather, entertainment, help and community features.
4. New sounds for various functions (notifications, blades, navigation).
5. Calibration options for display/sound.
6. Calibration options for motion sensor devices.
7. New effects for Xbox LIVE Vision and dashboard background.
8. Disable changing of Theme when on Memory to prevent ‘hanging’.
9. Preload recent, limited items upon dashboard bootup on Memory.
10. Faster loading of Themes section on guide.
11. Option to see what items will not work offline due to DRM license changing from Memory.
12. Option to automatically associate new DRM to items downloaded for free.
13. Indicate ‘charging’ status on guide when Play & Charge kit is connected.
14. Option to change text colors on guide to better contrast some backgrounds.
16. Language improvements.
18. Word censor updated for fields.
19. Privacy Settings/Family Settings updated for new features.
20. Voice, picture messages can be read at Xbox.com (Gold accounts).

And of course microsoft is not commenting on these “rumors”.

All information taken from an article on kotaku.com.

Andrew

Andrew

MGMT - Time to Pretend

I’m feeling rough, I’m feeling raw, I’m in the prime of my life.
Let’s make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I’ll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We’ve got the vision, now let’s have some fun.
Yeah, it’s overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

I’ll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I’ll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I’ll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I’ll miss the boredem and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There’s really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we’ll get a divorce
We’ll find some more models, everyting must run it’s course.

We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We’re fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Friends, alcohol, weed and some women you want to have sex with. Yes, it’s that easy.

LOLLERSKATES!!! This article says it all!!1

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that is all.

Andrew

• The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. (nice way to warm up on a cold night)

• Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second. (Beep beep roadrunner)

• A person produces about half a liter of farts a day. ( I know a girl who produces 2 liters.)

• Women fart as much as men. (Bullcrap!)

• The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs. (More cabbage and eggs please!)

• Most people pass gas about 14 times a day. (I think g & k. surpasses this number)

I bet EVERYONE wanted to know this information! HA!
Andrew

Choose other on the ballot, write in the entry, and all year the Mets and their fans get rickrolled during the 8th inning. DO IT!!!

Please start entering random shit!!! This will be funny as hell!!!

Andrew

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***UPDATES***

It Happened!!!  The New York Mets have been Rick Roll’d!!!  LOLLERSKATES!!!

The sex lives of women with red hair are clearly more active than those with other hair color, with more partners and having sex more often than the average.

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I am know for a fact that this article is true!

Andrew